Buckley breaks it down, Harvard stylie.

In an effort to assure us that his liver-spotted thumb is still firmly on the pulse, William F. Buckley Jr. weighs in on the P2P debate. His credentials as an expert? He admits that he has never heard of the Bee Gees (a winning new rock sensation all the kids are clamoring to download) but has written an entire book about Elvis Presley, the title of which he can't remember.

The most important thing about the op-ed piece is that Buckly finally admits he is an alien. Admits there are more. Which is the ONLY acceptable excuse for never having heard of Johnny Cash.