A girl and her boyfriend share a railroad apartment in Brooklyn. The girl's mother is coming to stay with them for six days. The girl's mother is awakened by the slightest noise, and loves to read over the girl's shoulder while she uses the computer.
What two activities will be excluded from the girl's life during the next six days?
Posted by Antigeist at September 6, 2003 02:55 PMOooh! Oooh! Let me guess!
*waves hand wildly*
Blogging, and porn?
Posted by: Vidiot at September 6, 2003 04:00 PMwhat the hell am i going to do if you can't blog? crap. i'll just continue to check back obsessively and be disappointed every time.
i thought your mom lived here?
Posted by: zeebah at September 7, 2003 07:05 PMvidiot: close! blogging and yodeling.
zeebah: she did, does, it's complicated.
Posted by: antigiest at September 8, 2003 11:14 AMHmm. I should give up blogging, so I can spend my time entirely on yodeling and porn.
Posted by: Vidiot at September 8, 2003 01:00 PMpogoing and Korn?
Posted by: monk at September 8, 2003 07:11 PMI guess no tap-dancing and no document work for the next few days, huh?
Maybe you can, say, find alternative locations.
Posted by: PS at September 9, 2003 11:55 AMThere will be no two activities excluded for the six days of Mum's visit!
Love can't wait, blogging can't wait, Mum, meet your daughter and her boyfriend. Here's a nice bed and breakfast you can stay at should you be unable to sleep soundly here!
That's why you left home, right?
Posted by: alicesshoe at September 16, 2003 01:38 AM