This just in: fifth graders have mastered dialing a phone, math scores expected to rise accordingly

There are soooo many things wrong with this story. I'll let you have the fun of discovering them all for yourself.

{Update 9/2: Geheimbundler over at Subintsoc synopsizes the major issues with the "hero" story, and offers a possible answer:

"There was $168,000 in cash just lying around the apartment of this Mr. Hossein, who is "holding it for friends and relatives?" And these robbers happened to know it was there?

Sounds like hawala to me."}

Posted by Antigeist at August 30, 2003 09:08 AM