moist, like a stink-bomb towlette

I know, I know, it’s not the heat, blah, blah, blah. But it IS the humidity, and it’s hell-humid, and it sucks. The sticky, icky wet that starts the second you move, two seconds later your undies are all up in your shit (and shit) --it’s just unacceptable. I didn’t even know I HAD sweat glands in most of the places I’m sweating; like in between my fingers for instance.

So yeah, I’m cranky. In the spirit of “if you can’t say anything nice…” I’ll just keep my gob zipped today.