Freelance means never having to say your sorry.

I honestly don't mind rules, I just like to know what they are.

Like, for instance, at exactly what time of day does it become inappropriate to go walk your dog in your pajamas not having showered or brushed your teeth yet, sporting little dabs of last night's pimple cream on your chin and forehead, you know, still full of eye-googies and midnight-musk? Because if there is a definitive time, I couldn't tell you. All I know is at 8am I don't get so much as a raised eyebrow... but at 3:30 in the afternoon? I get all manner of odd looks.