Get the (little green) man off your back

“Since trying Michael Menkin’s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity.”
- Jon Locke

If you, like Mr. Locke, have been plagued with alien mind control in the past...you can stop their ceaseless brain-buggering by making your very own thought screen helmet.* It is unclear, however, if the thought screen works for other forms of dreaded (and sometimes deadly) mind control. We can only hope Mr. Menkin is working on it.

*thanks to Monk for the link

Posted by Antigeist at June 11, 2003 04:47 PM