Life is Beautiful

Maybe I'm just a little cranky and hung-over from getting (I think the term is "snot-hangin'") drunk last night with [friends name's omitted just in case they'd rather not be associated with my stupid drunk ass or my stupid hung-over rants about it] but I am in quite a mood.

And maybe it's because we went to a stand-up comedy show that everything I say today starts with "Did ya ever notice?" or "What's the deal with..." phrases which, by the way, NONE of the comedians were lame enough to utter at any point during their, for the most part, funny and entertaining sets...

Or perhaps I'm just overwhelmed by the fact that my MOTHER HAS MOVED TO BROOKLYN...I repeat, MY MOTHER HAS MOVED TO BROOKLYN.

Those things could be what's wrong with me today.

All I know is this: if one more person says or does another fucked-up stupid thing to my dog, I will kill them. Make no mistake. I will kill them and fry for it and laugh all the way to hell.

Posted by Antigeist at May 10, 2003 03:11 PM