April 21, 2003
Buttery Goodness
Monday's are a drag. Trite, but true. So the Antigeist thought a little Monday afternoon Art's-n-Crafts Porn project might liven things up a bit.
You'll need:
1 Carton Land O'Lakes Butter
Scissors (or better, an Exacto knife)
Tape
Remove butter from carton. Cut the carton along the folds into four panels, keep the two, identical panels of the Land O' Lakes maiden, toss the other two. Take one of the panels and cut out the one inch area around the maiden's knees, toss the rest (hint: for a realistic effect, take a red pen and put a dot in the center of each knee.). On the other panel, cut the box of butter she's holding into a "window"(a cut along the top and bottom of the box, and another down the middle). Center her knee-square behind the "window", tape in place.
Now open the windows and Voila!
Enjoy your day, and your home-made porn!
Posted by Antigeist at April 21, 2003 12:27 PMSounds like my kind of fun.
Posted by: zeebah at April 21, 2003 02:17 PMdidn't i teach you that trick?
Posted by: monk at April 21, 2003 03:40 PMI don't think so Monk, but I'm certain you reaquainted me with it. I remember a nekkid Land O'Lakes Lady being passed around during fifth-period intermurals once upon a time.
By the way it seems to be unique to Upstate. Nobody down here (or my newfound Texas/Florida crew) had ever heard of the trick before...maybe you DID come up with the idea originally... how fun, how depraved, how...LIKE you.
Posted by: Kd at April 21, 2003 04:27 PMas much as i would like to take the credit, i dodn't originate it. i do, however, reinvent butter on a daily basis.
Posted by: monk at April 21, 2003 04:54 PM