Crow: Squawk, squawk, squaaaaawk!
Me: Hey, Crow.
Crow: Squawk, Squawk, Squawwwwk, Squawk, Squawk!
Me: Hmmmm... you don't say...
Crow: Squawk. Squawk Squawk!
Me: Well, you showed HIM, huh Crow.
Crow: Squawk. Squawk Squawk.
Me: Okay, see you later.
(Crow takes flight)
Kid in third floor window: No you WEREN'T just talking to that bird!
Me: What?
Kid: That bird...you was talkin' to it.
Me: Oh no! You're confused; he was talking to me.
Kid: Oh. (looks up at the sky)
(beat)
Kid: You think he'd talk to me too?
Posted by Antigeist at April 16, 2003 12:22 PM