Why, oh Dear God why do people insist on emailing me stupid pictures? For example, yesterday I received a series of rock formations that all appear to be shaped like penises. Don't get me wrong, I'm as big a fan of the penis as the next person (Okay, beside freshman year feminist studies students; although one might wonder since they seem to see them everywhere...) so I understand the appeal. But didn't we get over giggling at body parts somewhere in the fifth grade? This is the kind of thing that convinces me I'm an alien. I open the mail, I see a rock shaped like a penis, I think, "Hey, that rock looks like a big penis" and I continue on to the next letter. Nothing. I don't laugh, nor do I blush. I don't cringe, or chuckle, or get titillated in any way. What am I missing? There are sixty forwarding addresses on this email people! SIXTY people found the picture sooooooo delightful they felt compelled to pass it on.
Posted by Antigeist at April 15, 2003 08:48 AM