Mystery of the Universe #47, Revealed

(a semi-truck screeches to a halt at a red light a few feet from where I'm walking)

Truck driver: *whistle* Hey mommieeeeee! *sucking noise*

Me: (glance toward the driver, glare, turn away)

TD: Awwww Mommie, you don't gotta be like that...

Me: (sharp turn around, hands on hips) I'm curious, does that ever work?

TD: What?

Me: Honestly, I really want to know, does it ever work?... the whistling, the yelling, SUCKING your teeth...

TD: ...wha d'ya mean?

Me: (voice raising)...of the THOUSANDS of women you randomly insult and degrade everyday, has a single one of them EVER asked for your phone number,
or asked you out, or begged you to fuck them right there on the sidewalk!!??

TD: No...

Me: So why...

TD: ...but a chick in Jersey flashed me her tits once.

Me: (genuinely surprised, long pause)
No shit?

TD: (smiles) Yep. (light turns green, he pulls away)

Me: (shrugs) humph.

Posted by Antigeist at April 2, 2003 11:24 AM