December 06, 2004
I don't like Mondays.
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December 03, 2004
Full time drunk, part time sex therapist.
"No," I answered, "It's his birthday, I bought them for him."
"NO! You're giving HIM flowers?" She said, honestly shocked.
"Sure... Don't tell me you've never given a man flowers before."
"Why?"
"I don't know. He just would."
"Is he allergic? Insecure about his manhood? Does he have an innate fear of beauty?"
"NO!" More giggling.
"Then why would he think it was weird?"
"I don't know."
"Give your guy a little credit. I bet he'd be delighted."
"Flowers?" I asked.
"Yep." she smiled.
"Told you."
December 01, 2004
November 30, 2004
November 29, 2004
My talent? Finding something to complain about.
So I had a great holiday, and because of which, nothing else to say on the matter.
November 25, 2004
the antic muse
the black table
the boondocks
breakup babe
daddy, papa & me damnhellasskings
dong resin's joint
empty bottle
everlasting blort
evil twin theory
the fold drop
girls are pretty
gothamist
guardian
guild of ghostwriters
izzle pfaff!
kottke
left pedal
mango pudding blues
metafilter
maud
mimi smartypants
missanthropy
monk
the morning news
negro please
nyt
old hag
ewer
rabbit blog
rhetorical device
salon
sour bob
subintsoc
the minor fall, the major lift
twinkle twinkle blah blah blah etc.
vidiot
world new york
zeebahtronic
zulkey
Full time drunk, part time sex therapist.
How much money would we spend if it were England and France instead of Africa and Peru?
Diet tips.
My talent? Finding something to complain about.
Why I'm about to explode, what with all the holiday spirit.
Gonna party like it's your birthday.
Sorry Everybody.
You're right G. It's uncanny.
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